Not-so-heavy-handed Sarah Palin on levity

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This occurred just down the street from our house. Apparently the military is very interested in the life of drunk surfers with hallucinogens.

Man arrested in Santa Cruz with beer keg, harmonica, wet suit, hallucinogenic mushrooms: (Via Santa Cruz Sentinel.)

Just the fact that he was carrying a keg (although only partially full) makes one wonder. And what of the mason jars? How is a customer to know which one has the beer without getting it close to one's face?